Thursday 4 September 2014

10th August - Sticks like Sh*t


We went to a friend's surprise 65th birthday party today, a long way from the canal. Our mind, however, was still reeling with excitement of our new girl. It was a job to contain ourselves when someone asked if the canal was near us. Then came the question: 'do you have a barge?'

I almost combusted with the indecision of whether or not I, or any of us should tell them. Instead of a wise and eloquent phrase such as 'oh, yes indeed we do, a 55ft by 12ft one, it just recently came into our possession.', a feeble, 'ermmm, yes, um, sort of...' Escaped my lips. The tricky subject was quickly changed as dinner arrived in the form of a hog roast and our attentions turned to keeping the marquee tied down whilst balancing a plate of food - no mean feat in 40mph gusts of wind kindly given to us by the remnants of hurricane Bertha.

There was one advantage I did discover today - sit downwind of someone else who is eating and receive seconds on your plate without needing to leave your seat. There is a downside to this, however, when it comes to the chocolate fudge cake pudding which sticks like shit to crockery and refuses to budge, even with 60mph blast. A jet wash is required for these sorts of occasions.

Earlier this morning we did stop over to check the boat after last night's heavy rains - so far she seems dry - the engine bay may yet need a pantyliner to control the small damp puddles produced by the pounding rain dribbling under her hatch. Still excited over the dramatic increase in space which we explored once more, we left wet patches of our own after realising we didn't have any doormats (you need two on a boat, one at each end). They're not only great for controlling feet-shaped puddles, but also other oddities which may try to sneak on board undetected on the underside of your shoe.

Curious, I had a brief rummage in the shed and found a large china mug with 'first class Dad' written on it (guess who that now belongs to) amongst other strange items, including a t-bar shaped key which I have absolutely no idea where it belongs. The other t-bar shaped key is for the pump out tank, but this one looks like it's important, mounted on its own special little bracket. I'm sure we'll find a use for it.
I still can't believe we have a boat with a proper sofa on. Wow.

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